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Seeing as you have a completely different anatomy yeah, haha. Just gotta tuck it in the waistband ya dig?

Hahaha, oh god. You’re fantastic. 

I don’t know, man. I feel like if I had a dick for a day I’d get into a lot of trouble. 

  1. bearhead said: Dickin’ around gets you into trouble.
  2. guitarfingers said: I have a dick everyday so I can’t really get away with it, because the next day the cops would be like is this him? And they would just flop out my cock and the victim would be like yup that’s the dick, he just pissed everywhere… Thanks :3
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